News Flash: Kim Kardashian is not getting married, because -- get this -- you first have to be engaged! The bombshell business mogul sat down with PopEater for a quickie backstage at LXTV and she went to work dismantling reports she's on a fast track to wedded bliss.

"Well, I mean what girl hasn't envisioned their wedding?" she asked, referring to the Life & Style cover story this week that declared she's marrying boyfriend Kris Humphries this year. "I mean, my Barbies used to get married a hundred times. But have I found my dress? Am I planning a wedding? I'm not engaged, so ..."